idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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