Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
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your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
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he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
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