I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
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it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
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the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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