I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
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