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  • Submitted by Manupbeotch on Oct 10, 10 at 3:29pm

    Thats the type of Sunday this has been, except I woke up at like 11. But hmm... some omelets with a side of meth: a true American breakfast. Of course, my humor is probably going to get a bunch of thumbs down unless i say that drugs are bad, soo.... Don't meth around kids. Not even once. =)

  • Submitted by 5UPTOWN5 on Oct 10, 10 at 4:01pm

    Daniel Tosh; grow up and do coke like an adult. Or let's get sum meth

  • Submitted by TwirlAndTweak on Oct 10, 10 at 3:44pm

    Really? Meth? That's sexy. Especially once Meth mouth has occurred. Grow a pair.

  • Submitted by stellar5069 on Oct 12, 10 at 10:46pm

    This just went down as a favorite of mine. Lol

  • Submitted by RAAAAAAAANDY on Oct 10, 10 at 5:57pm

    I like the guy who sent this text. He has his shit figured out.

  • Submitted by equinoxe on Oct 10, 10 at 8:56pm

    "Don't be a pussy about life." Face is straight and sober for once.

    • Submitted by Taipan on Oct 10, 10 at 10:00pm

      I concur.

  • Submitted by smartass94 on Oct 11, 10 at 2:24am

    you know what i had for breakfast? COCIAINE. you know what i had for lunch? COCAINE. you know what i had for dinner?!

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      Submitted by landmelonbeyonce on Oct 11, 10 at 9:38am

      what did you have for dinner?\nWas it cocaine?

  • Submitted by Manupbeotch on Oct 10, 10 at 4:10pm

    This text had nothing to do with meth... i just randomly brought it up. Meth kinda something that you shouldnt mess with.... Addiction is something I wouldnt wish upon anyone, and its really easy to allow yourself to get addicted to meth.

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    Submitted by R2DeepThroat on Oct 11, 10 at 10:35am

    Since when did tfln turn into a straightedge message board?\nLame

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    Submitted by frankiehoo123 on Oct 10, 10 at 6:22pm

    Jeez, what do you do after that, i usually do my drugs after 3:00 subsequently on a good day I eat a bag of dorritos and everything is just blackness after that when I wake up

  • Submitted by nIKOLEDGAF on Oct 11, 10 at 11:13am

    Don't be a pussy about life and stop drowning your problems in narcotics...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 10 at 8:36pm

    lmaoo, this was me in high school, only it was coke at 8am

  • Submitted by TMedStud on Oct 11, 10 at 12:21am

    "Don't be a pussy about life"...says the guy whose heart will probably give out on him before he hits thirty.

  • Submitted by slipperywilly on Oct 10, 10 at 3:25pm

    First!

  • Submitted by said8ED on Oct 11, 10 at 12:39am

    Just trying to sound cool. but, hey, it ain't working.

  • Submitted by marey on Oct 11, 10 at 3:16am

    It's funny to see people bitching about coke when it's less addictive than smoking and is less likely to kill you than alcohol