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  • Thats the type of Sunday this has been, except I woke up at like 11. But hmm... some omelets with a side of meth: a true American breakfast. Of course, my humor is probably going to get a bunch of thumbs down unless i say that drugs are bad, soo.... Don't meth around kids. Not even once. =)

    Submitted by Manupbeotch on Oct 10, 10 at 3:29pm
  • Daniel Tosh; grow up and do coke like an adult. Or let's get sum meth

    Submitted by 5UPTOWN5 on Oct 10, 10 at 4:01pm
  • Really? Meth? That's sexy. Especially once Meth mouth has occurred. Grow a pair.

    Submitted by TwirlAndTweak on Oct 10, 10 at 3:44pm
  • you know what i had for breakfast? COCIAINE. you know what i had for lunch? COCAINE. you know what i had for dinner?!

    Submitted by smartass94 on Oct 11, 10 at 2:24am
  • I like the guy who sent this text. He has his shit figured out.

    Submitted by RAAAAAAAANDY on Oct 10, 10 at 5:57pm
  • "Don't be a pussy about life." Face is straight and sober for once.

    Submitted by equinoxe on Oct 10, 10 at 8:56pm
  • This just went down as a favorite of mine. Lol

    Submitted by stellar5069 on Oct 12, 10 at 10:46pm
  • This text had nothing to do with meth... i just randomly brought it up. Meth kinda something that you shouldnt mess with.... Addiction is something I wouldnt wish upon anyone, and its really easy to allow yourself to get addicted to meth.

    Submitted by Manupbeotch on Oct 10, 10 at 4:10pm
  • Since when did tfln turn into a straightedge message board?\nLame

    Submitted by R2DeepThroat on Oct 11, 10 at 10:35am
  • Jeez, what do you do after that, i usually do my drugs after 3:00 subsequently on a good day I eat a bag of dorritos and everything is just blackness after that when I wake up

    Submitted by frankiehoo123 on Oct 10, 10 at 6:22pm
  • Don't be a pussy about life and stop drowning your problems in narcotics...

    Submitted by nIKOLEDGAF on Oct 11, 10 at 11:13am
  • lmaoo, this was me in high school, only it was coke at 8am

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 10 at 8:36pm
  • Just trying to sound cool. but, hey, it ain't working.

    Submitted by said8ED on Oct 11, 10 at 12:39am
  • First!

    Submitted by slipperywilly on Oct 10, 10 at 3:25pm
  • "Don't be a pussy about life"...says the guy whose heart will probably give out on him before he hits thirty.

    Submitted by TMedStud on Oct 11, 10 at 12:21am
  • It's funny to see people bitching about coke when it's less addictive than smoking and is less likely to kill you than alcohol

    Submitted by marey on Oct 11, 10 at 3:16am