so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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