i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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