CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
vagina is talking i cant
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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