can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Randomize
