It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
that is very illegal...i love you.
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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