Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
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Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
