Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
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Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
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We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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