I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
And then my night got REAL pukey
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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