it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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