If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
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She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
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BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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