Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
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He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
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Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
I wear drunk well.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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