Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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