We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
Randomize