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I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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