gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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