how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
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What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
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A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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