Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
