Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
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Even my vagina gasped.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
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I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
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