im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
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Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
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I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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