I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
These 19 People Had Awkward Celebrity Sex Dreams
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
These 27 People Had No Idea What They Were Doing When It Came To Sex
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?