I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
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NJ IS FUCKING AMAZING.
Fat. Pale. Gross-looking. Harley Davidson, who cares. Breweries who cares. Oh and historycan shove it up MY ass, I don't care who won what. I'm not 80.
The state of New Jersey.
If you're not having fun getting drunk in Wisconsin, you CLEARLY are really bad at having fun.
Don't be hatin' on Jersey! We have 24 hr diners (the best place to go when you're drunk), the shore and malls every 10 miles lol. Jersey Rocks!
Wisconsin is god :) we party every night of the muthafuckin week :)
we have more beer choices than anywhere else in the states
we have more beer festivals
we have more beer tastings
we have more giant parties (mifflin, halloween, brat fest, so on) than anywhere else that you can think of :)
yayyy :) wisconsin!
NJ is the best state ever...no one ever talks about Wisconsin, good or bad.
hatin on NJ because we're better and know it
^^^ PS- I'm still drunk from last night so don't use any spelling or grammar mistakes as fuel for your judgement lol.
I can't believe this is over a year old an nobody had pointed out the reference to the movie Dogma. Good stuff.
Alright. North Jersey where i live is so classy and beautiful. nothing like south jersey, which is actually a lot of fun. all you people think jersey is just smog filled cities and the parkway. and just for the record, it smells really good where i live. so fuck off.
wisconsin's the best state to be drunk in. you fit right in
fuck you allll... jersey is the shit.
don't hate on jersey, its the best state in america
So New Jersey decided to redo the motto of there state. It's no longer the Garden State, now it's "New Jersey, hey, you're gonn ahave to drive through us eventually!"
ummmm FROM Jersey asshole!! And there's alot more to do here than in Wisconsin
I've drank in both states, and NJ wins hands down. Go to NB and drink there, then when you get your drunken munchies, go to Grease Trucks. WAY better than cheese curds.
Arguing over the internet is like competing in the special olympics.
Even if you win, you're still retarded.
jersey shore. enough said.
fuck you jersey is amazing.
wisconsin is lame....
fuck you guys. jersey rocks and y'all are just jealous betches
im not tryna hate on NJ but wisco is the besttt!!!!
i mean we got danny goeky!
Jersey's the shit, hence the reason so many people are defending it.
As for the haters, keep talking. You're making us famous.
& Shoobies who are trashing us? Stay the fuck off our beaches this summer.
Listen up, haters. Don't be mad because Jersey has it all: beaches, mountains and lakes, farms, great food and even greater people. Embrace diversity. Jersey OWNS.
jersey is actually not the dumbest state u fuckin idiot. the dumbest state is tennesee. 10% of students there graduate high school lol thats fuckin embarrasing. in jersey 85% do. one of my friends also lived in north carolina and says schools up here are more advanced and better education. haha fuck the south
Wisconsin is awesome awesome awesome.
Everyone loves Wisconsin.
I know A LOT a lot of people from new jersey that go to UW actually... probably because Wisconsin is better.
May 4th, 11:18- yes.
The state of New Jersey.
Let me rephrase this.
Every non-ignorant-moron in the state of New Jersey.
Because we really do have some dumbasses. Aka: Everybody who used the phrase "Dirty Jerz" somewhere on this thread. You fake italian wife-beater-wearing fake-tanning idiots.
I hope you realize how dumb you make our state out to be, and I hope that I provided somewhat of a counterbalance to this opinion.
NEW JERSEY IS THE BEST STATE EVER. so suck it.
jersey rules. end of discussion.
oh yeah jersey is a real shit hole. bergen county? mhmm. real trashy. thats why all those celebs live there
i go to school in madison but am from south jersey. i love both!!!
I just don't understand why everyone from Jersey instantly lashes out at anyone who says anything bad about the state. I mean, really, guys, is it necessary? No matter how many insults are thrown, there's always something thrown back. I'm sure Wisconsin is nice, but I've never been.
But seriously, everyone thinks their own state is "THE BEST" or "THE WORST". Stop ARGUING all the time!
(Because obviously, Jersey is better than every other state!)
Half of you kids have never even been to Jersey and if you have, you've only been on the Turnpike or 95.
that = a bunch of shit.
I am NJ born and raised but currently in VA in college. I have been all over the east coast and Midwest for soccer but NJ still owns my heart.
Don't hate on my state.
new jersey is, quite honestly, the BEST state to be drunk in.
24 hour diners, atlantic city, beautiful people
anyone who has only driven down the jersey turnpike needs to get their heads out of their asses
i go to U. SC and jersey has way better education.. the girls are also way better looking - i love both the north and south but i have to admit theres more to do in NJ
Wisconsin is the shit. Nuff said.
manhattan... maybe you are smelling your own shit? because i don't small anything..
this has to be from Mifflin.
Wisconsin is the best - beer, brats, and brewers/packers/badgers!
We pregame harder than any of you party, and we look damn good doing it.
are you stupid? 519 is Ontario area code, like Guelph, etc.
NJ can suck my left nut.... Wisconsin could and will drink any other state under the table hands down
Stop hatin' on Wisco!
Miltown and Madtown are the shit!
This kid clearly needed to off himself because they sucked, not because of WI
haters .. people are so jealous of NJ
New Jersey is the worst.
Whenever I don't like where I'm at, it always makes me feel better to know I'm not in New Jersey.
Fatties, pale, and hicks. OH YUM sign me the fuck up. I'll stay in Dirty Jerz anyday... More fun... Better looking people.
Jersey rules! Get a clue.
nj is a great state and a fine place to get drunk in
i love wisconsin!!!!!!
only in Wisconsin the cops will blare motley crue for you, drunk as hell, while you take a ride in the luxurious hard plastic back seat!
Wisconsin has Summerfest which = 11 days of drinking and shows.
I don't think people from WI should be so eager and proud to say that all we are known for is partying and drinking. It gives us a bad reputation. I've lived in WI all my life, and there is a lot more that WI has to offer than drinking and partying.
WI had cities in the top 10 for both men and women in Men's Health Magazine
Madison was named best city to live in for a few years running
the only thing you hicks can say about WI is its a good place to drink.. ok so what your all fucking fat then?
fuck that we do it right in jersey.. not only is it an amazing place to party but we offer alot more...your just mad your cows and crops dont bring in enough money for YOU to live in our glorious state full of the beautiful people and where theres at least 3 malls within 15 mins =]
So.... mifflin was a success i see
I'm currently drunk in WI....milwaukee more specifically....and its pretty f*cking awesome. just sayin..
Last time I checked there weren't GUIDOS or skanks or South Jersey. That's all up in North/Central Jersey.
I never even met a guido until I went to school at Rutgers.
Actually, I've been to four continents and all over the US, and Wisconsin might be the most fun place to drink in of all. Seriously, nobody does it up like Wisconsinites.
wisconsin is the best state to be drunk in.
unless you're stuck in one of our many hicktowns. that sucks.
Oh yes, in Jersey we're all spiky haired guidos and guidettes, with spray tans and fake accents.
If the only knowledge you have of Jersey is from what you've seen on The Real Housewives Of New Jersey, you're fucking clueless as to what you're missing out on here.
& Any haters that have never even been to Jersey, suck my dick, we're the shit.
Go tailgating at a Brewers or Packers game. Nuff said
Wisconsin over New jersey?? I hate to be someone who hates on states because I see how SHALLOW, CLOSE MINDED, and STUPID you all look but I would rather drink in NJ over Wisconsin any day!
and I saw someone say NJ is dumb state... maybe you should compare your education system to theirs.
Minnesota and Wisconsin are exactly the same.
wisconsin is so much better than jersey. everyone is drunk, what could be better???
Wisconsin's WAYYYYY worse than Jersey. LOL
Went to Florida for spring break: girls from WI weren't allowed to enter in any of the drinking contests, pretty sure that makes us superior in AT LEAST one way
Nj is the shit
jersey is the best fuckin state the rest of u r just jealous! so shut the fuck up and get a life
hahaha! new jersey is the arm pit of america
hahaha i go to college in milwaukee but i'm from south jersey... To anyone that may follow in my footsteps... for the love of God, stay in Jersey. Wisconsin is sad. The people are slow, pale, and ugly. There is a reason they drink a hell of a lot.
Did i mention winter brings sub-zero temperatures and it lasts 6 months?
I've lived in WI my whole life, go to school in a place where there's nothin to do but study and drink, in a town that doubles when classes are in session, there are 20 bars and 2 nightclubs, along with 10 alcohol stores, 2 of which are open 24-hour. We're a state of alcoholics!!! :)
Lol so many people getting butt hurt over a tfln
you probably wanted to kill yourself cus you were drunk and no one else was yet...
everyone is talking shit about jersey but where are you from the midwest??? HHAHAHAHAHAH a.k.a the land of arby's and people having sex with their own family members? your all unintelligent. why is new jersey so over populated than? if you hate it than stop coming here and ruiing our beaches ... why do so many celebritys live here as well? i guess there all so dumb compared to you uneducated low class fools.
btw guidos and all that other disgusting crap is from north jersey. .. enough said
dont kill your self intoxicate your self more be a true wisconsinite we drink 24/7 :)
nj is the better state bitches. done fucking hate is because were BETTER then all of you fucking assholes!
NJ is NY ugly little sister that know one loves!
the only people that try to knock jersey are those that are either a) too poor to live here or b) to fucking homo to be a part of such a great state.
Ok let me just stop this right now that ya there might be a hick or two but who the fuck keeps on saying that Wisconsin is just a bunch of hicks cuz I'm pretty sure that I live in racine and in my high school there might have been 1 or 2 hicks and Wisconsin will out drink any of you puss bags!!
jersey all day. fuck the rest, seriously those of you who only know it from 95 and the turnpike shut your mouths, jersey is the bomb.
jersey is amazing! best education, best places to go out & party - not just on "the shore"
Oh, and I DID go fuck myself. Day is going well now, thanks!
Being drunk is the only good way to handle being in Wisconsin. What a shitty state.
MN is better!!
It's better than your Mom Tier.
NJ as opposed to Texas or Ontario? Ha! I'd take it any day.
suck it bitches, NJ owns ur life.
If you're not from Jersey..SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Jersey is a GREAT state!! Everyone that talks shit about Jersey has never spent a day, nor steped foot in this state- minus driving on the tpk. There is wayy more to Jersey than the bullshit you see on TV! It may not be the friendliest state on earth, but it doesnt deserve the rep everyone is giving it. This is why our world is so shitty now..bc people feed into the stereotypes & are so quick to judge! !!
ok chill, university of wisconsin in madison and university of texas in austin (512) are both on playboys 2009 top 10 party schools. both states like to get drunk
I don't know what the problem is, I loveee wisconsin :)
Fuck you! Jersey rocks!
Jersey is the armpit of America!
to the guy that said that illinois is the number one state for binge drinking........
that is only because they wish they were in wisconsin and figure if they drink alot it might bring them closer to there much superior nabors to the north. FUCK NJ. MIFFLIN IS THE FUCKING SHIT, NOBODY PARTIES LIKE WISCONSIN.......... we pregame harder then you party. fuck you all (sept the wisconsin ones of course)
hahaha NJ is a overpopulated DUMP
I can say this because I live in Manhattan and get to smell Jersy's shit all day
Wait I'm stuck in Jersey and NOT Drunk.
MIFFLIN!!!!!!!!! i love wi
hahahaha wisconsin is the best place to drink assholes. and the drunkest state.. new jersey is for self centered dbags
HEYHEYHEY.. maybe there are some douchey guidos and trash skanks in south jersey, but north jersey is full of classy beautiful people. Why don't you just ask all the celebs who live there?
pork roll and cheeeeeeese
I think we can all agree that there are at least half a dozen states in between Portland and Chicago that are worse than either Wisconsin or New Jersey.
fuck all you hicks jersey's where its at if you ever come out of your corn fields to see that then you would know more then fucking your sisters
yes... be very grateful youre not in NJ. because legit, i dont know how this happens, even when no ones around,(when drunk) in nj someone always ends up finding you and refills your grass
i think this whole thing should stop. its fucking annoying.
lmfao. i've been to both states and jersey wins. hands down.
Dude-- doesn't have to be Mifflin to be drunk in Wisco!
yo, people hating on jersey
fine, it's not for everyone. Just get the fuck up out of my state and don't come back to complain. More awesome for me.
Wisconsin is so not better than anything...
Jersey rocks!! I love it here~ and if it sucks so bad then why do all you fuckn shoobies come and crowd my beaches all summer?
love how the only thing good about NJ is that you can leave to go to NY ahahaha
wtf is wrong with wisconsin??? nothing. its the best place to get drunk
Jersey is the shit. 973.
well wisconsin wants to kill you too.
we are fucking bad ass.
mke & madison are the place to be :]
always trying to start stuff with jersey. go there before you talk about it.
519 - southwestern ontario, canada.
Jersey is the worst...
NJ is the best place to drink!!! Hoboken, Newark, Morristown, New Brunswick, Atlantic City, THE SHORE!!!
Wisconsin is AWESOME to get drunk in, especially in Milwaukee. If you're not having fun, it's because you're a tight buttcheeked douchebag. Next time you come to Wisconsin, change out your leaky tampon, tape up your draping clitoris, and try to have a good time.
512 is Austin, Texas--which isn't really Texas
Yeah, what the crap? People ARE aware that Camden and Newark don't make up the entire state, right? Make fun of Nebraska, how beat is that place...
mifflin...a shit show.
yeah but madison is number one on that list. i grew up in wi and went to school on the east coast, and i've gotta say, it was rare anyone could outdrink me. and in wi, i'm not considered a heavy drinker. also, i hate wi and do not want to live here, i'd rather live on the east coast, but i've gotta say, everyone in the midwest is prettier. simple fact.
NJ rules. I hope this cock hit a Wisconsin tree on his way home
Jersey is amazing. Jersey girls are amazing girls (did i just toot my own horn? oh. sorry.).
The damn turnpike is a separate entity from the state. I resent the Jersey Turnpike Shot at bars.
We don't pump our gas, mother fuckers, we pump kegs.
MIFFLIN 09'!! had a blast!
WOOO YEAHHH MIFFFFLINNNNN
I resent this! NJ is such a great state.
This didn't happen to be at NCUR, did it?
And also, booze is wicked cheap in WI.
everyone who is dissing wisconsin has obviously never been here during a drunkfest. the saying goes: wisconsin pregames harder than you party!!! we're number 1 for binge drinking for a reason =)
jersey's got everything, period.
so tell me why does New Jersey have the 2nd most Top 100 expensive towns in America behind California? Not to mention every type of hot girl
Jersey is the shit...as 11:33's post mentioned - 24 hour diners with the best food around, including taylor ham, NOT pork roll, fresh squeezed down the shore, and being able to go to NYC and drink more after NJ bars close....can't beat it!
Yes new jersey is shit! California is soo much better for education, girls, and parties.
haha 6:29.... gi joe lol.......
ps fuck jersey it sucks i will never go there again...its true...u are the trashy sister of NY.
WI sad to say i was impressed when i visited...
you would be lucky to be in new jersey.
i live in green bay. not from here. but these people here sure know how to party. you just need to know where to go. down town green bay is full of hicks and fake bitches. de pere is where its at. SNC is one of the best party schools around the area. GO KNIGHTS!!!
Saw this, went to go comment - resenting the Jersey comment... but many, many of my fellow Jerseyians already got to it. Just another reason why Jersey f'n rocks.
i promise 10:06.
after this i will NEVER even think of going to WI.
Jersey does suck, but at least it's not full of FIBs. Fuck Illinois.
Wisconsin has 24 hour diners too LOL
I've been to Jersey... and they're mean :( and it was dirty... i should've gone all environmentally friendly and picked up trash because i swear to god i thought the trash bags stuck in the trees were pigeons.
my boyfriends from Jersey and he likes Wisconsin so much better because people are nicer and theres alot more to do
pork chop sandwiches!
I am from WI and have been to NJ many of times. This text was great and so true. NJ IS THE ARMPIT OF THE US.
Wisconsin is probably one of the most fun places to get drunk. Because literally everyone is in on it. Hooray for Wednesday drinking!
Fuck that noise!!!! Jerseys is the top! Wisconsin licks goats balls
JERSEY ALL DAY BABY Jersey is the best!
nj is boss you retarts
New jersey is the best shut your fucking dick sucking mouth.
the rest of jersey may suck but northern jersey is where it's at
Ok new Jersey is actually a great state. People only give it a bad rap bc they only see the parts the trains and plains go through, which is Newark, and that place is a shit hole. Its not called the garden state for nothing, its beatiful once u get out of the ghetto.
To anyone who has been drunk in WI: cheers to you.
fuck that shit jerzey is the shitt
nj is the dumbest state in the united states.
512 is from new york. Only a true new yorker should be grateful that he/she is stuck in wisconsin drunk and not in new jersey
thats pretty much everything.
south jersey girl here, and i TRUELY believe that EVERY PERSON
in south jersey wants to be a different state than North Jersey.
We hate each other and practically are soo why not make it official???
but why do people hate on Jersey sooooooo much???
I DONT UNDERSTAND!!!
20 Bars and 2 nightclubs!!! that does sound amazing...unless your from any town in the State of NJ... oh and when you leave whatever town or city you happen to be in, your not in the middle of fucking nowhere like WI. but you're right, that does sound better......
Come on! West Virginia is way worse then jersey... theres coal... and coal... Jersey you can at least do things all the time and the shore is great
austin, texas is like madison except the girls are hotter, the food is better and the football team wins national championships. oh yeah, more bars, too. i guess i was wrong. ATX sounds better.
new jersey fucking sucks, piles of garbage and multitudes of trashy greasy italian guidos do not qualify as an awesome state