My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
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