Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
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The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
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What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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