I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
we're making bets on your personal life
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
Help. Why am I so naked?
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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