I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
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i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
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He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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