need another drink. this is the easiest way
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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