I wish I only lived at night.
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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