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  • As it turns out, liver transplant doctors aren't big into customer loyalty programs.

    Submitted by Herschel on May 19, 10 at 10:17pm
  • Maybe you should start buying handles.

    Submitted by yousirareanass on May 19, 10 at 10:17pm
  • Hello ulcers!!! Enjoy the extreme pain

    Submitted by guitar_boy on May 20, 10 at 2:33am
  • Is it bad that I find this normal?

    Submitted by KailtinB on May 19, 10 at 10:17pm
  • GET A HANDLE

    Submitted by knelson123 on May 20, 10 at 10:39am
  • Mom?

    Submitted by karenina on May 19, 10 at 10:16pm
  • I fee like saying "it's Wednesday" was irrelevant to the original receiver. Shouldn't he/she know what day it is?... Especially since the receiver is obviously the sober one of the two...

    Submitted by lovelyguns on May 20, 10 at 12:18am
    • OP probably modified the test when submitting it to TFLN

      Submitted by gutsout on May 20, 10 at 1:12am
  • I predict you will soon die of alcohol poisoning

    Submitted by sexybitch123 on May 21, 10 at 12:53am
  • They do have a card for you, it says AA on it.

    Submitted by klangford on May 19, 10 at 11:06pm
  • Oh Humboldt, you sad little drunken town.

    Submitted by baracudaboy on Jun 5, 10 at 4:46am
  • I wish my liquor store had one of those cards. Only thing I get is not ID'd, which is still kinda cool cause I'm only 21

    Submitted by drunko on May 19, 10 at 10:59pm
  • vodka is for houswives and homos

    Submitted by TheLast on May 19, 10 at 10:34pm
  • I hope that was a handle you bought 3 times.

    Submitted by morningwd on May 20, 10 at 12:01am
  • A bottle a day keeps the demons at bay. :D

    Submitted by vampyregrl on May 20, 10 at 3:57am
  • Dixon? :)

    Submitted by sabrenee_xo on May 20, 10 at 2:35am
  • Calling ALL captains! Bwahahaha

    Submitted by 51sports on May 19, 10 at 10:53pm
  • "can yu get pineappe skyy vodka?" "flavor skyy vodka is for children and pregnant women dunt be a pussy"

    Submitted by jscirkuz on May 20, 10 at 2:18am
  • "Flavored skyy vodka is for children and pregnant women"

    Submitted by jscirkuz on May 19, 10 at 10:42pm
  • Seriouslyyyv handle that shit.

    Submitted by rockmeallnighttt on Aug 1, 10 at 9:33pm
  • Not a teal text... Who states the day in a text... No shit it's ( insert day here). text are instant...

    Submitted by kinkan on May 20, 10 at 10:32am
  • FIRST TO LIKE AND TO COMMENT. YESSS. also HAHAHHAHAH so bad

    Submitted by corona123 on May 19, 10 at 10:16pm