I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
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As it turns out, liver transplant doctors aren't big into customer loyalty programs.
Few people on TFLN will get this. I am glad I'm one of them.
I'm sure a few will figure it out when they need a new liver
Maybe you should start buying handles.
Hello ulcers!!! Enjoy the extreme pain
Is it bad that I find this normal?
GET A HANDLE
I fee like saying "it's Wednesday" was irrelevant to the original receiver. Shouldn't he/she know what day it is?... Especially since the receiver is obviously the sober one of the two...
OP probably modified the test when submitting it to TFLN
They do have a card for you, it says AA on it.
I wish my liquor store had one of those cards. Only thing I get is not ID'd, which is still kinda cool cause I'm only 21
I predict you will soon die of alcohol poisoning
Oh Humboldt, you sad little drunken town.
vodka is for houswives and homos
I hope that was a handle you bought 3 times.
A bottle a day keeps the demons at bay. :D
Calling ALL captains! Bwahahaha
"can yu get pineappe skyy vodka?" "flavor skyy vodka is for children and pregnant women dunt be a pussy"
Seriouslyyyv handle that shit.
Not a teal text... Who states the day in a text... No shit it's ( insert day here). text are instant...
"Flavored skyy vodka is for children and pregnant women"
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