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  • 80 51
    Submitted by Herschel on May 19, 10 at 10:17pm

    As it turns out, liver transplant doctors aren't big into customer loyalty programs.

    • 40 49
      Submitted by regalbeagle on May 19, 10 at 10:22pm

      Few people on TFLN will get this. I am glad I'm one of them.

      • 48 49
        Submitted by InEtherWeTrust on May 20, 10 at 12:47am

        I'm sure a few will figure it out when they need a new liver

  • 65 49
    Submitted by yousirareanass on May 19, 10 at 10:17pm

    Maybe you should start buying handles.

  • 64 51
    Submitted by KailtinB on May 19, 10 at 10:17pm

    Is it bad that I find this normal?

  • 59 55
    Submitted by lovelyguns on May 20, 10 at 12:18am

    I fee like saying "it's Wednesday" was irrelevant to the original receiver. Shouldn't he/she know what day it is?... Especially since the receiver is obviously the sober one of the two...

    • 44 48
      Submitted by gutsout on May 20, 10 at 1:12am

      OP probably modified the test when submitting it to TFLN

  • 65 74
    Submitted by karenina on May 19, 10 at 10:16pm

    Mom?

  • 62 71
    Submitted by guitar_boy on May 20, 10 at 2:33am

    Hello ulcers!!! Enjoy the extreme pain

  • 53 58
    Submitted by knelson123 on May 20, 10 at 10:39am

    GET A HANDLE

  • 55 62
    Submitted by drunko on May 19, 10 at 10:59pm

    I wish my liquor store had one of those cards. Only thing I get is not ID'd, which is still kinda cool cause I'm only 21

  • 52 57
    Submitted by morningwd on May 20, 10 at 12:01am

    I hope that was a handle you bought 3 times.

  • 56 65
    Submitted by klangford on May 19, 10 at 11:06pm

    They do have a card for you, it says AA on it.

  • 53 61
    Submitted by sabrenee_xo on May 20, 10 at 2:35am

    Dixon? :)

  • 54 64
    Submitted by jscirkuz on May 20, 10 at 2:18am

    "can yu get pineappe skyy vodka?" "flavor skyy vodka is for children and pregnant women dunt be a pussy"

  • 48 53
    Submitted by baracudaboy on Jun 5, 10 at 4:46am

    Oh Humboldt, you sad little drunken town.

  • 51 59
    Submitted by vampyregrl on May 20, 10 at 3:57am

    A bottle a day keeps the demons at bay. :D

  • 46 55
    Submitted by TheLast on May 19, 10 at 10:34pm

    vodka is for houswives and homos

  • 46 57
    Submitted by sexybitch123 on May 21, 10 at 12:53am

    I predict you will soon die of alcohol poisoning

  • 50 69
    Submitted by jscirkuz on May 19, 10 at 10:42pm

    "Flavored skyy vodka is for children and pregnant women"

  • 49 68
    Submitted by kinkan on May 20, 10 at 10:32am

    Not a teal text... Who states the day in a text... No shit it's ( insert day here). text are instant...

  • 47 69
    Submitted by 51sports on May 19, 10 at 10:53pm

    Calling ALL captains! Bwahahaha

  • 41 60
    Submitted by rockmeallnighttt on Aug 1, 10 at 9:33pm

    Seriouslyyyv handle that shit.

  • 45 68
    Submitted by corona123 on May 19, 10 at 10:16pm

    FIRST TO LIKE AND TO COMMENT. YESSS. also HAHAHHAHAH so bad