I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
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