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• (703): View more from Virginia

  My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.

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• (718): View more from New York

  We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.

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• (310): View more from California

  It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw

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• (251): View more from Alabama

  Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.

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• (561): View more from Florida

  No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.

  (917): View more from New York City

  That's how he does EVERYTHING!

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.

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• (925): View more from California

  Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING

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