So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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