We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
how does that bad decision feel?
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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