life is too short to starve
life is also too short to be fat
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
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After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
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That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
We need to get me chipped asap
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.