This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Randomize
