I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
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Tally one up in the douche bag column for me. If I was your roommate I would leave you with the entire gas bill too. I honestly fucking hate people like you. Not even that you fucked her, just because you think you're tight because you fucked her. I guarantee you die a lonely old man constantly your "glory days" of fucking other peoples girlfriends. Let me bring you down to earth a bit, you will amount to nothing in life.
4:43 your an idiot if you thought it was a meaningless fuck! U knew the guy owed him money!
you're just a loser because you took such pleasure knowing you banged an old buddy's "true love" whatever any of that means. While this in and of itself only makes you pathetic and not a douche bag, it certainly adds evidence to the your case for douche baggery.
I don't think Fucking someone's girl is karmic justice for not paying the gas bill...
Revenge is sweet. lol
I'd still ask the guy for the gas bill money. Then I'd tell him about being nuts deep in his "true love".
ahhhh sluts. gotta love them
agreed. douche bag without peer.
I think it's great!!! sounds like the girl was an ex, but that the guy may have still had feelings for her...so the the chance for them to both tell him that she was over him and having the time of her life..and for the roomie to pay back the guy for not paying the bills, is awesome!!!
um you cant CATCH cancer.
maybe the guy who didn't pay the bill is a cheap bastard, the girl is a slut for cheating on him, and the guy who "plowed" her is a jerk... either way it was funny until everyone to put the blame on one person...
lol fucking losers want to get everything they can from the text just read it and either laugh or dont dumb asses
DOUCHEBAG EXTRAORDINAIRE right here.
May 25, 6:28P; you ever think that maybe the text was meant for someone who'd understand it and not for you at all? Hence not bothering to use the Queen's/President's/Space Alien's English? Poor baby, does everything have to be made easy-peasy for you?
Needs more punctuation--no idea what you're trying to say in the latter half.
that is too funny!!! He isn't a d-bag the girl is a whore..
exactly it is fake....12:29
How is this guy a douche bag? In any way? Don't get that at all...
Hilarious and obviously well-deserved!
Fucking awesome!!! this is too funny... and he isn't a douchebag karma is a bitch and i hope he came on her face!!!
Your fucked up ...... But i like it WOOH!!!
you two deserve each other.
this post makes total sense and it's hilarious. of course it wouldn't really make sense to a person who doesn't know how to spell douche bag.
texts aren't means for using correct punctuation. that's why they're texts and not english essays.
I have to say, this is kind of dark. I don't know if I could do that to a person no matter how pissed off I was at them.
The world is full of bad people, I guess, who are just poison and despair.
ummm.. 8:23 AM? I'd text someone and refer to them as my old roommate... because maybe the person I was texting didnt know my old roommate? because if your telling someone a story about someone they don't know, wouldn't you just sayd, MY FRIEND DID THIS, instead of using names?
haha, you guys are stupid. lets get our panties in a bunch over texts. about people we don't know, judgmental sons of bitches.
This is payback, not karma. You can give karma. Payback gives you double the bad karma. Karma works on its own. Karma karma karma
That's kool....your mom saved social security all by herself.
Yeah, 5:46, but the guy is still a chotch-bro.
This post makes no sense, you are sending a text message to your old roomate about banging his "true love" while wishing you had his number. If you don't have his number how the hell are you sending him a text?
p.s. you are a deusche bag
Are you really that retarted?
1. Learn to punctuate; Your stupidity made me read the text twice, and detracted from the humor.
2. Douche bag.
3. I hope you catch herpes from her, and your arms fall off so you cant do anything about it.
i think this was about me. what a douche, really.
agree with 5:46. also, can't believe you people are trying to argue over punctuation on a damn TEXT. get over it. i found this to be quite HI-LAR-IOUSSS
personally i find it hilarious
karma is a bitch
Beats going to jail for kickin his ass or takeing him to court. 1 1/2 thumbs up man.
definitely need to get him to pay the gas bill then show him the pic of you plowing his girl
Sounds rather vengeful.
I think his old room-mate must have really made him mad!
Who texts someone they know and refers to their old roommate by "my old roommate"?
Fucking someone else girls is wrong. period and the fact that you don't know that, makes you a cunt as well.
How is this guy a douche bag? SHE was the one in a relationship. She was cheating in the relationship... Better it be with him than someone else. This man has done nothing wrong.
I had a thieving roommate in college and I hated that wimpy little bastard. (His own fraternity brothers hated him because he was such a tool.) The day after he left to go home for summer break, I started fucking our neighbor that he liked but was too chickenshit to pursue--I fucked her brains out all summer long. She was too much woman for him. Fuck you, Bernard Molepske, you twit.
oh shit this guy is cold
sounds more like a great man
I hope your mother catches cancer, you piece of shit.
i refer to my old roommate as "my old roommate" because half of my friends have no idea who she is because she hung out with a different group. it's legit.
also... who says the girl was cheating? i have a guy who tells his friends right now i'm the love of his life and i've NEVER dated him. don't make assumptions.
seriously... just laugh at it or move on.
um you cant CATCH cancer.
May 25, 2009 3:51PM
Yes you can.
May 25, 2009 4:54PM
You really can't. That is like saying you can catch autism or a lost limb.
hahahah i totallly would think i was the girl in this if it was actually from my town.... and for the one retard he was sending this text to another friend saying i wish i had his number so i could say this "blah blah blah"
and obv him and his roommate had problems thus why a bill still hasn't been payed
Great logic man! I would feel better if I could screw the gf of every dude I didn't like... I think he's on to something, as long as she's hot.
this is awesome.
Umm, I just want to know where it says that the old roommate and girl were in a relationship. Could have been a case of unrequited love, where girl wasn't interested in old roommate. Did anyone ever think of that before accusing the girl of cheating or the guy banging another guy's girl. Did any of you even stop to think that maybe they're both single? Can I get some Darwin awards to hand out, because you can't catch cancer also. You can catch std's, not cancer. Do your research people.
no way she was that good....this was definately an epic fail