You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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