Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
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Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
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i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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