KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
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She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
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You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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