Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
You should frame my arrest warrant.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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