I feel like abortions should bother me more
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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