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  • 80 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 3:17pm

    Oops! Did I just spooge on your couch? My bad.

  • 85 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 1:30pm

    been there done that

  • 65 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 10:54pm

    What? If any of my friends caught me they'd join in. I love my friends

  • 71 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 7:39pm

    i can't even count the all the different places i jerked off. its like marking your area lol

    • 65 52
      Submitted by johntexts on Jun 29, 10 at 2:04am

      yeah it's a territory thing. like you own it once you've jizzed there.

  • 73 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 12:45pm

    I have never been able to do this :(

  • 77 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 10:35am

    And sometimes I just have to fart on your pillow.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 12:54pm

    sometimes. sometimes.

  • 68 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 2:56am

    true story. girls do it too.

    • 33 34
      Submitted by Wolf32889 on Nov 9, 11 at 10:07pm

      thank you for having the girl balls to admit that lol

  • 58 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 7:30pm

    2:56 - you just gave me the best image in my head, thankyou! Quality wanking material

  • 57 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 1:41pm

    Bustin a nut at the Cleavers

  • 65 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 2:57am

    Or maybe your fiancée's like eric and donna from that 70's show and have her catch you....fucking awkward

    • 37 48
      Submitted by Wolf32889 on Nov 9, 11 at 10:08pm

      I don't see why.. fuck off, enjoy the show, or join in.. what other options are there?

  • 68 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 9:53am

    Hey man when you get that feelin', you gotta start the sexual healing!!! Sexual sexual!!

  • 58 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 1:03pm

    circle jerk anyone? O.O