you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
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Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
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We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
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