did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
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