I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Randomize
