so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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