He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
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Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
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i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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