So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I can tuck mytits in my pants
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
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She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
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All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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