he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
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1:54 Well, shit. You might be right, even if I did say it mockingly.
are his initials D.C.?
What the hell's wrong with a mini cooper? Do these chicks only date brahs who own douchemobiles?
His initials are D.K. LMAO
don't hate on a mini just because the dude couldn't contain his bowels..
Mini Coopers are awesome. What is this bitch talking about?
Yeah mini coopers ara tight as hell this illinoi is a dumn fuck white trash hater.
u can't use the word "brah" and not consider yourself to be, in fact, a douchebag.
yeah i posted this.
he literally did shit his pants just so everyone knows.
worst night of my life.
FUCK THE MINI COOPER!
he shit his fucking pants!
Mini Coops sittin' on dubs are sweet. What are you talking about?
love for the mini S
base model can shove off though
Ah! I swear I know this guy! haha
lol, sounds like sum1 had a case of the B G's
Mini's are fuckin' awesome! Literally...best cars Ever!
Mine's never done me wrong.
why is everyone focusing on the mini coop? how bout the REST of the story. i have never laughed so hard
Mini Cooper = Good. Loose anus = Bad.
fuck you! minis fucking own!
enough with the mini cooper hate. this story is funny as hell, but as a guy who drives a mini, i have to say we as a group get more hate than we deserve.
oh my god, I went on a first date with this guy and he showed up in a mini coop.While we were waiting for our table to be ready he told me that he peed himself in 9th grade because his teacher told him he couldn't go to the restroom. Who tells potential girlfriends that? I see a mini trend.
my mini coop is faster than your car.
wow 2:50 way to sound intelligent?
Justin brown? Hahahaha
hahaha no his initials are E.M.
typical materialistic whore from 847
echoing the mini love