Quick, to the slutcave!
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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