Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
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