If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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