Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
the gays at disneyland are vicious
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
