I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
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Ham, definitely ham.
That's fucking romantic.
As long as it's not roast beef
I would marry this guy.
Level up, Zelda.
But you have to make the sammich, and it's actually for me
The samich of the day is tube steak with a creamy goober gravy dipping sauce
Whoever thumbed down this comment needs a new sense of humor.
I agree, I was going to say something similar and then I remembered American Dad saying man I sure can pump when I'm full of ham.