Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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