i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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