Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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